t  h  e   e  p  i  c   a  c  h  a  a  r  i 

[  i n g r e d i e n t s  ] 

↪ finely chopped mangoes ↩
↪ thinly sliced carrots ↩
↪ 1 tsp chaat masala ↩
↪ two cubes of sarcasm ↩
↪ optional : pinch of profanity ↩

                 [  d i r e c t i o n s  ] 

↪ steam the vegetables in fresh sarcasm and spices for half an hour. marinate it with a pinch of desi love and a whole lotta oil till it's ready to roast. sprinkle a bit of profanity. ready to serve  ↩

⚠ warning : best to keep water handy before eating. may or may not cause severe burn. ⚠

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