achillesxo

to whoever asked how my dog is doing:
          	
          	henry is fine. it’s getting to be colder around here, so he wears his scarf most days. he’s quite fashionable

downstairsneighbor

sorry bout eli he's been
          takin a lot of naps and for
          some reason it's just made him
          even more salty than normal :C
          
          he's like my augustine yk yk

achillesxo

@downstairsneighbor 
            
            this is hardly appropriate. i’m not having this conversation with you.
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downstairsneighbor

[ @achillesxo ]
            
            but, he'd dirty talk foreplay in
            olde english right???
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achillesxo

@downstairsneighbor 
            
            augustine wouldn’t insult me in old english
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AUGUSTINELEON

good morning,
          handsome!
          
          how did you 
          sleep after
          our late—night
          adventure last night?

achillesxo

@AUGUSTINELEON 
            
            that sounds lovely! i believe henry would approve, as well, even if that may be some time in the future.
            
            awe, i doubt this would be a problem with us. i can barely stand to be away from you for a day, as it is!
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AUGUSTINELEON

[ @achillesxo ]
            
            i'll get the housecleaner
            to come earlier, then. terrible 
            thing it is to
            have a house so large
            you cannot 
            clean
            it yourself. 
            
            I'm thinking of
            selling the mansion. 
            I could instead
            get us a nice
            brick—and—exposed
            pipe styled industrial 
            apartment, yes?
            
            
            make it out little love
            nest. with doggy 
            doors for Henry and Vinnie...
            
            too bad i have to 
            keep the home because
            of the children. i wouldn't
            want them anywhere near
            our marital home. things
            go wrong when you involve 
            children in grown folks
            business and relationships. 
            
            it's already gone wrong
            twice.
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achillesxo

@AUGUSTINELEON 
            
            yes, it’s the same with henry. he loves attention.. then again, i am his role model, so i suppose he cannot be entirely blamed…
            
            that sounds lovely! yes, henry and i would quite like that. my weekends are hardly busy.
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vertigobonezz-png

slobbers over you

AUGUSTINELEON

[ @vertigobonezz-png ]
            
            don't slobber on my
            boyfriend. it's disgusting. 
            go spend
            some
            time getting
            your own
            boyfriend
            instead of
            annoying 
            mine.
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achillesxo

@vertigobonezz-png 
            
            …please don’t ‘slobber’ on me
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achillesxo

who asked me to marry them.  who is this ‘charles’ person. why does charles want me to marry them. i have so many questions.
          
          most importantly, please back off. i have a boyfriend.

achillesxo

@downstairsneighbor 
            
            okay, there was seriously no need for this.
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downstairsneighbor

[ @triple_d_dude ]
            
            your at the wrong page bruh,
            this guy's boyfriend is fourteen
            years older than him, has been 
            divorced twice and has four teenage
            kids. i don't think he can relate to
            the not into older people thing, buddy.
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achillesxo

@triple_d_dude 
            
            ah, makes sense… still doesn’t excuse the behavior, though. i might just have to block this person.
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