achillesxo

to whoever asked how my dog is doing:
          	
          	henry is fine. it’s getting to be colder around here, so he wears his scarf most days. he’s quite fashionable

tmn_tbh

is your pfp a wish.com version of orlando bloom I ain’t got my glasses on

tmn_tbh

@AUGUSTINELEON orlando bloom is hot bro stop tweaking- it was a genuine question-
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AUGUSTINELEON

[ @tmn_tbh ]
            
            you'd best put on your
            glasses to fix yourself and 
            identify yourself before you
            try mocking my love, fool. 
            
            he's MUCH better than 
            any orlando bloom,
            so i'd suggest you 
            pack it up before i
            pack you up myself. 
            
            keep your useless 
            commentary to yourself,
            and perhaps learn how to properly
            write. don't EVER let me 
            see you COMPARING MY
            achilles to any bumbling actor.
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downstairsneighbor

you been real quiet man,
          you doing okay?
          
          btw, do you like my 
          new profile? he looks like
          your boyfriend w/o a beard
          and glasses :3

downstairsneighbor

[ @achillesxo ]
            
            dw, i'll have Augustine has my actual profile soon!!! :3 :)
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achillesxo

@downstairsneighbor 
            
            don’t get me started. ivory teenagers are the worst and the school year barely began, i should not be this busy in november.
            
            hmm, this feels slightly stalker-ish. also, i prefer the beard and glasses, but not bad regardless.
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Garmadon1616

How's Partclous?

achillesxo

@Garmadon1616 
            
            i won’t lie to you, this feels a little racist.
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Garmadon1616

@achillesxo  is Patroclus (my bad if you don’t know him, it’s just that your name is Achilles)
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downstairsneighbor

sorry bout eli he's been
          takin a lot of naps and for
          some reason it's just made him
          even more salty than normal :C
          
          he's like my augustine yk yk

achillesxo

@downstairsneighbor 
            
            this is hardly appropriate. i’m not having this conversation with you.
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downstairsneighbor

[ @achillesxo ]
            
            but, he'd dirty talk foreplay in
            olde english right???
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achillesxo

@downstairsneighbor 
            
            augustine wouldn’t insult me in old english
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AUGUSTINELEON

good morning,
          handsome!
          
          how did you 
          sleep after
          our late—night
          adventure last night?

achillesxo

@AUGUSTINELEON 
            
            that sounds lovely! i believe henry would approve, as well, even if that may be some time in the future.
            
            awe, i doubt this would be a problem with us. i can barely stand to be away from you for a day, as it is!
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AUGUSTINELEON

[ @achillesxo ]
            
            i'll get the housecleaner
            to come earlier, then. terrible 
            thing it is to
            have a house so large
            you cannot 
            clean
            it yourself. 
            
            I'm thinking of
            selling the mansion. 
            I could instead
            get us a nice
            brick—and—exposed
            pipe styled industrial 
            apartment, yes?
            
            
            make it out little love
            nest. with doggy 
            doors for Henry and Vinnie...
            
            too bad i have to 
            keep the home because
            of the children. i wouldn't
            want them anywhere near
            our marital home. things
            go wrong when you involve 
            children in grown folks
            business and relationships. 
            
            it's already gone wrong
            twice.
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achillesxo

@AUGUSTINELEON 
            
            yes, it’s the same with henry. he loves attention.. then again, i am his role model, so i suppose he cannot be entirely blamed…
            
            that sounds lovely! yes, henry and i would quite like that. my weekends are hardly busy.
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