I want to kill Harry Potter.
I keep a Basilisk as a pet.
I have a diary. That can magically talk.
I stole a girl named Jinny.
I have a magic "DEATH" grave, that can move.
I have no nose or ears.
I used to be in "Slytherin."
I got destroyed BY A BABY.
I can talk to snakes.
I got killed several times by the SAME kid.
I used to LIVE on a head. 
I also have a pet snake that got killed by Neville Longbottom.
I am Freddy Kruger's long lost cousin. Because i creep kids dreams.
I used a teacher to try to get me the "Philosiphers stone" because i was to weak.
I have a group of "Death Eaters" because i am too scared to fight kids.


YOU KNOW I LOVE HARRY POTTER WHEN........