adamnedsoldier

/ still on holiday so replies will go out late tomorrow evening probably (im too scared to ask for the wifi and im eating through data like homer at a donut store 

/  sooo in this au how do we feel about john having a questionable emotional affair with sherlock in 4x01 rather than eurus and THAT is why he's so infuriated with sherlock after mary's death

/ i’ve discovered that i’ve the type of autism that means pub quiz knowledge lays dormant till it’s needed 
          
          anyway cb and specify and ill send something out to get some muse going (i have none)

/ love the new cover and new pfp ... immaculate

/ this mbs needs shredded time for a little restructure 

the past few months had been strenuous. exhaustive. nearly losing to the woman had been a draining affair for sherlock - they had been friends, once, a very long time ago, and he had believed her when he should have known better. john's constant frustration over her lingering text alert noise or cloying perfume in their flat had also provided complications. what was the point of such a fuss, when he left every other evening to woo the middle-class women of london? it was not as though / john / was making any overt suggestions that he harbored sentiment for sherlock, so why did it matter if the woman continued her pseudo-flirtation from their youth? 
          
          after such a long, arduous case, sherlock contented himself to work on an experiment that would, for reasons he'd rather not state, involve john's more flammable jumpers. he'd waited until john left for a date one night -- inevitably unsuccessful and john knew it, too, judging by his chosen slacks, winkled shirt, and cologne application -- to rummage through his flat mate's bedroom, only to come across a hidden box of letters. sherlock had read through them twice when he heard the key turn in the lock downstairs. he didn't bother to leave john's room, perched on the edge of the bed as he heard unconcerned footsteps traipse up the stairs. the door creaked, and sherlock's gaze lowered to the letter in his hands. "major james sholto. never heard the name before, must not have been such a scintillating romance," he said, choosing, of course, to focus on the entirely wrong detail.

/ i SWEAR my dog knows when i need to be up early so that’s when he decides he won’t sleep and will spend several hours in the garden 

/ follow @britainsgovernment

/ scared of sleeping through alarms? get you a dog that wakes you up at 1am to go outside and it’s currently nearly 4am and he still hasn’t settled back in bed <3333 my alarm goes off at 6 - i might as well not bother sleeping (i fear im going to lose my mind if this continues for another night)

/ in this household we feel sorry for mycroft holmes and he deserves better… or greg lestrade whatever comes first