Adele Brice

Haters keep on hating, cause somebody's gotta do it.

I've always wanted to change the world, I'm done with my part, now it's time you do the same.

There's a fine line between right and wrong and there's someone standing right next to it with an eraser.

Sarcasm is the bodies natural defense against stupid people.

I know this is really late, but a while back you voted on our story. Thank you so much for not being a "silent reader" and letting us know you enjoyed our work! :D

Treat your girl right, or another guy will.

Geography of Women
          
          Between the age of 15-20 Women is like Africa,
          Half discovered and half wild.
          
          Between the age of 20-30 Women is like India and Pakistan,
          Very hot, wise and beautiful.
          
          Between the age of 30-35 women is like America,
          Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.
          
          Between the age of 35-40 Women is like France,
          Half destroyed after the war but still desirable.
          
          Between the age of 40-50 Women is like Germany,
          Lost the war but not the hope.
          
          Between the age of 50-60 Women is like Russia,
          Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.
          
          And
          
          After 70 She becomes Siberia,
          Everyone knows where it is but no one wants to go there!

Women want someone who can make them laugh and someone who they feel safe with ,so basically a clown -ninja.

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.