LADY RYAN

mood: it's whatever

If you're ever sad, just remember the earth is 4 billion years old and you managed to exist at the same time as Beyoncé.

My ultimate goal is for my kids to be like "wow dad really loves mom"

Someone you've known for 5 months can be more loyal than the person you've known for 5 years.

Too blessed to be stressed

why are people sad when potatoes can be cooked in like 200 ways

College is fun b/c one second you think you have your life together and the next you're having a breakdown and questioning all life choices

it's really hard to stop watching netflix when it automatically plays the next episode for you

They don't want you to have breakfast, but let me tell you 
          
          have breakfast.

effort goes both ways