shaky warrior

Hello, body. You look lovely today and I promise to treat you with love

I accidentally changed my gender and now the app screwed up so i cant change it back send help :(((((

I have more followers than your penis has inches 
          -J

C passed.

Though I dislike New Years, I got a New Years resolution. Though I can't tell you because then it won't come true... I'm gonna eat healthier

New Years is extremely overrated according to me. Time passes, so what?! It does all the godd*mn time

apparently I can't say that u should stalk the sh*t outta Kevins' private bc thats offensive as long as i use a synonymous for poop in the sentence. BC

Yall should follow @kookiedookie 
          Its a collaboration-account I have with my frand Kevin. Might be a little hard to read the story we have there if you don't know Swedish tho... I might translate it sometime later. :>

My self esteem is bigger than your penis..
          -J

My future is brighter than your penis hwat
          -J