Sleepover Conversation
People - Y (Friend 1)
T (Friend 2)
T - Bro, Y I just figured out how short we are.
Y - ??
Both T and Y stand up.
I stand up
Me - OMG BAHAHAHAHA XD
Y and T - ... Why was I created this way.
Conversation About Pokémon
Evie (@ievieofspring) : Dad, isn’t this Pokémon aborable? *shows pic of Oshawott*
Dad : He looks like a clown..
Me : ..EXCUSE ME?! POR QUE?!
Evie : Oh no.
Dad : Wut?? ITS TRUE HIS NOSE LOOKS LIKE A CLOWN. IF IT WAS RED THEN IT WOULD LOOK LIKE A CLOWN.
Me : NO. NO NO NO.
*casually hangs up*