aes_hma

watch me forget i even have a wattpad account. i have to crosspost asap

aes_hma

literally screams
          
          i have been on hiatus here for months. but here i am. Alive!!!!!!!!! hi whats happening. i'm taking all my stories down again, so, if anyone perchance was interested in those.........................sorry

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My friends are here. These are the people I met online on when I had PlayStation Plus. SONY CEO JACK TRETTON SURVIVED a nuclear- a nuclear bomb! SONY CEO JACK TRETTON HIRED… a Nintendo CEO Reggie and they built a big… BOMB that was gonna go off… …but I saved the WORLD! so I didn’t- I didn’t have a big plan! I was sposed to be nice but you forced me to be BAAAAD so I gonna be baaad. friend. the- the- the- the big plot is slowly unraveling before our eyes look at this. BBBB. BBBBBB. WELCOME. AA AA AAAA. AAAAAA. BBB. BBBB. BBB. BBB. BBBBBB. (2/2)

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hey. i KNEW this was gonna happen. im TELLING you- look, im i like everything, im a great cool. i feel a good, but you make me angry! rememb-no! you remember? the first time we met you wa- you walk in- im on my shift and you come in and you got a dick slip in your- in your HEV suit. and i tried- i tried to stop you… i tried to tell you! i was stopping you i was going ‘hey’. yo dick out but you didnt- i was tryna be nice and then you were talkin’ to my friend, j-jefferemm and youre telling him like "awwww i dont have my passport BLEUH MNEEUGH" but and he was so upset he has anger issues i was gonna protect you from him we were- i was gonna be NICE to you. remember that?? no! that’s just my job! i-i mean, if there’s a dick- if, yknow, someones dick out on the job i gotta stop em. but like you dont remember? no, no! like the first time we met. what test? LISTEN i had a whole thing- -g planned at the end of my shift, me and my friend gonna go home, we were so close to clocking out, and then you show up, dick out ruining shit and we’re- we were gonna go home, and play ohigot playstation THREE we’ve both got playstation plus, one month and i got Heavenly Sword new game out. Heavenly Sword is NOT a rip-off of God of War. hap- happu- uhhh Heavenly Sword was going to be the new Halo for Sony. and it was gonna be GREAT. there was gonna Heavenly Sword was gonna have DLC where you could have 60 people in one server! throwing fraaags n shit. and you RUINED that! you RUINED that! and now i have to go ask everyone at my job it’s embarrassing to ask for a free month of playstation plus cuz i couldnt go home and play with my friend. YOU KNOW HOW S- how sucks that is for me??? bro?! its REALLY annoying! and then i have to go home, and i- i load up Youtube Yownloader to look up Heavenly Sword videos cuz i cant DO IT because you RUINED it cuz i couldnt go to GameStop and get it from my friend Josh who’s the cashier YOU WALKED IN WITH YOUR DICK OUT and ruined the whole night! 1/2

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ladies and gents
          
          i present to thee:
          
          my fucking THIRD fnaf phase
          
          you might get fnaf content. because i am SUFFERING in fnaf hell FOR THE THIRD TIME IN MY LIFE
          
          also transformers u//w//u

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hey everyone out there! just wanted to talk for a min about covid-19 since it's in my state now. 
          
          if you want to avoid getting sick, please
          
          - avoid crowded areas
          - wash your hands for at least 20 seconds (the duration of the chorus of toto - africa if you want something to go by)
          - use hand sanitizer responsibly and remember to get between your fingers and the back of your hands too! please know that it can kill good bacteria, too, so use it sparingly!
          - stock up on food and supplies in case you have to go into quarantine
          - don't touch your face unless you need to
          
          PLEASE STAY SAFE OUT THERE!!!!! even if it doesn't hurt many people under 50-60 IT'S STILL DANGEROUS!!!!!!!!!!! if you or someone in your family are  immunocompromised or have weak lungs for any reason, PLEASE TRY TO AVOID GETTING SICK! IT'S MOSTLY DEADLY TO PEOPLE WITH BAD IMMUNE SYSTEMS AND DAMAGED LUNGS!!!! 
          
          okay, have a good one everyone, and if you see a 5'3 plague doctor around with a bagful of jars, that's me, don't worry about it i'm just coming to exploit the sick like it's 1320 :)