aestheticallyproven

POV you go to a smoke shop as a minor, get ID, and now you’re pissing yourself

POV funny memory you just remembered: you go on Omegle with your friends and this one guy your age thinks your friend is hot but you’re not. He asks for your friend’s snap and she gives it to him (btw you are staying at your friend’s house). He is also staying at his friend’s. They start to sext but you and your friend are just messing with him (he’s serious). He sends a dick pic (may I remind you, his friend is in the same room). So you and your friends decide to send a tittie pick. He find it hot. He starts to masturbate - he try’s to stop because he’s at his friend’s. Yall decide to fuck with him more and pretend that your friend it masturbating (she’s not and you can only see her chest). Yall decide to stop sending vids because you don’t feel like it. He still does, so yall decide to send voice recordings. Your friend tries to send a voice recording but she doesn’t know what to do - even though she has a decently high body count. So you all decide that YOU will be the one to send the voice recordings, the virgin.  He starts to go on and on about how sexy your voice is and how happy he is that he got your friends snap (he doesn’t know it’s you) he ends up sending a vid of him cumming - HE IS STILL IN THE SAME ROOM AS HIS FRIEND AT HIS FRIENDS HOUSE. After this your friend blocks him and months later when you and said friend are no longer friends you randomly remember this night and start laughing.

Like with hallway crushes there is no commitment. Did I just learn his name today after having a crush on him since the beginning of the school year? Yes. Did I just find out that he’s older than me? Yes. But he is tall, pretty face, and good style

Hallway crushes hit different

PRAYAG!! I THINK MY DELUSIONS ARE GETTING TOO MUCH?
          !! WHAT IF DELULU IS NO LINGER THE SELULU

I think I might be becoming too delusional

Give me Helia Fics now

WHY IS EVERYONE SIMPING FOR RIVEN???? LIKE GIRL HE WAS SO TOXIC SILP FOR HELIA (this is me begging on my knees, sobbing, throwing up, anything to get more Helia fanfics)

I think my hallway crush is dead I haven’t seen him in over a week. I’m having withdrawals and I don’t even know his name

The way that I’m literally in love with Bill and Tom Kaulitz