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Guysssss, a guest at the restaurant I work at got arrested for stealing.
Basically, he sat at the bar for 6 hours, racked up $100 worth of food and beer, went to the bathroom and dipped when no one was looking. One of our cooks chased after him while the cops tried to find him. This thieving dumbass mf hid under a semi like the cops weren't gonna see him LMAOOOOOO!!