Self-proclaimed procrastinator and anything but proud.
GSCE coursework can burn in the pits of hell along with Pythagoras and Edward Jenner.
If I make it through the year I will celebrate with, not only alcohol, but yet more homework :)
If this isn't first world problems enough; I don't know what is.
  • Hogwarts (obviously)
  • JoinedJune 26, 2015



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Cats by affirmations
Cats
Cat, hence the name, happens to hate the creature on which dares to call themselves animals, the malformation...
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The World Is Broken by affirmations
The World Is Broken
In a world on which the living are hunted and the dead wake, Alice Riddle has one friend. Her blade. Her old...
Hilarious by affirmations
Hilarious
A tale which I am entering into a competition.