Hey yo, its me again. Im everywhere and
Im still rockin lesbian hair
Im on your T.V. Im on your phone
I declare this world a Bieber zone
Im made of cupcakes, ice cream, and flowers
Young girls are helpless to my dark powers
They cant stop screaming they dont know why
They pee their pants then they fall down and cry
Chorus
All these shorties got Bieber Bieber Fever
They love me like Milfs love Derek Jeter
I got em drooling like golden retrievers
They all bow down to me cus I am their leader
SCIENTIST
It starts with screaming, and OMGing
Followed by weeping and lots of tweeting
Once theyre infected they are insane
The only cure is to disable the brain
JASPER
I hate this pop crap, I like to rock
Hes worse than Backstreet Brothers on the Block.
CHET
Hes aint so bad, he could be worse. (He becomes hypnotized)
I think I love him.
JASPER
(Hes now hypnotized as well) Hey, I saw him first!
SCIENTIST
If your daughter catches Bieber Bieber fever
Chop off her head with a meat cleaver
REPORTER
Can adults contract Bieber fever?
SCIENTIST
Yes! But its mostly single moms and substitute teachers.
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