@agent-jordan
[ as i said in a much longer, more in depth post on my main (@/-cant-get-up-), i'm going on a roleplay hiatus to figure out some stuff. since this isn't my main, i'll be much more active on that account. if you need to, you can reach me over there. ]
(( HEADCANON ➡ If he's in a lot pain, expect cussing. A LOT of it ))
"Fuck, fuck fuck fuck- hurts like a bitch-"
[ INCOMING TEXT FROM... SPENCER ]
'Emily gave me a gift card for a coffee shop I've never been to... Would you like to come with me?'
[ ok it's actually been a hot minute since I've been on this acc so cb (dont specify) and/or drop things while i recover from my vaccination
[ who else simps for the animated kratt brothers but lowkey thinks the real ones are ugly
[ a starter call for you lovely people
fbi - oneliner
bau - starter
agent - intro (specify pls)
secrets - romantic/flirty
problems - hostile
coworkers - friendly
case - protective
victim - angst
paperwork - hostile
@AVATARKORRA- [ i can do that but can you specify what kind of intro ? it doesn't have to be one of the options , just something i can use as a guideline pls :) ]
[ hey besties forgot this acc existed but uh cb and specify
[ im so sorry i haven't been active at all in like weeks i think but uh im here now so drop things while i work on his mbs and things
“... why did you just hand me a tomato? I don’t even like tomatoes. Can I throw this at Derek?”
[ @ssa-langston ] " Yes , that is what you ' re hearing . " Mason leaned back in his chair to watch .
@agent-jordan “Nice. So what I’m hearing is hit Derek and not Hotch or Emily, because if I hit one of them I will die.”
[ @ssa-langston ] " You can throw it at Derek , just make sure it doesn ' t hit anyone else . That won ' t end well . "
Vanessa Reyes had grabbed ahold of her target, practically dragging him off the street that he walked in and into a darker alleyway away from prying eyes. Immediately, she had shoved him up against the wall with a knife to his throat, her cold eyes narrowed into slits. “Look like someone’s got themselves into trouble.” She smirked a little.
@agent-jordan Vanessa narrowed her eyes slightly at how calm he was being. She had a blade to his throat - this wasn’t supposed to be a friendly cosy catch-up. She could end his life in a matter of seconds. The Spanish woman hated it when people underestimated her, though her eyebrows raised in disbelief at his final request. A bark of laughter escaped her. “Are you /serious/? You’re bloody insane - I have a knife to your throat and you want to have dinner with me? There’s a pretty price on your head - what makes you think this is a negotiation?”
[ @-KlLLERQUEEN_ ] " Ah , I see . I ' m not too surprised , if we ' re being honest . There ' s a long list of people who want to see a news headline that has my name listed as a fatality , " he chuckled softly , the blade digging into his skin a bit . " But most , since clearly not all of those people are serving life in prison . " He then paused . " Y ' know , I always told myself that if someone were to kill me , I ' d take them to dinner first . Do you mind if I hold myself to that promise ? "
@agent-jordan //no no that’s absolutely fine! I’m sorry my reply was so late as well!/ “Long story short, someone hired me to kill you.” She stated bluntly as she pressed the blade to his skin, a dangerous glint in her eye. “Clearly, you’ve done /something/ to make someone hate you that much. I’m here to finish the job.”
