Hi there! We're two totally legitimate people on this planet. Not shady AT ALL.

My name's Agent Winky Face and my sister's is Agent Bat Geek. Together we do quite interesting things.

For starters we've chosen to remain anonymous because we're actually quite scared we'll get a hell of a lot of backlash. WHEN WE DON'T EVEN MEAN TO BE OFFENSIVE.

We've changed our minds with how we want our book to be thought of. We don't mean for it to be offensive.