Hi. I like red haired vampires that are named Mary (Bloody? idek), and I like to ship them with beautiful Priests named Maria. If you have a problem with that, then you can, I dunno, drink water? Also, Hydra is my queen. Fin.

when animu vampire boys wear cat sweaters, the world ends along with my sanity

"There are two types of people in this worlds- the one's with amazing deep quotes and the ones who have none. I am one of these people. That is all."

Heads up, I am so sorry for whatever I do.

I'm not a serious person. Seriously.

It's Lenny Day ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I'm the kind of person that will read the hat fic, and still have no regrets.