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PSA TO ALL (especially the outdoorsy peeps):
          
          If it starts turning green OUTSIDE, you get INSIDE before the storm hits.  Green skies are nothing to mess with, especially if you live in an area where tornadoes, flash floods, or severe thunderstorms occur.  Stay safe y’all.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

Did you know that whenever you hold out an enclosed fist to a girl she’ll think you're about to hand her a bug?
          
                  I’m serious, nine times out of ten If you’re someone who’s not afraid of bugs and you know someone who ranges from “I’m indifferent when it comes to bugs but I have brother(s)” to “I absolutely despise bugs with every fiber of my being”, you can try it.  
                  There can be literally nothing in your hand, nada, just air, and they’ll still act like you're trying to hand them a live bomb.  They’re screaming and scrambling behind furniture like a character in a horror movie and you’re just standing there, empty hand held out in an enclosed fist as she goes absolutely foaming-at-the-mouth feral at the mere thought that there is a bug in your possession. 
          
                 “There’s literally nothing in my hand” you say as the recipient of the cruel phycological experiment is standing on the other side of the room, muscles primed to run at the slightest sign of a creepy-crawly, “I don’t believe you, open your hand over the garbage can,” She says, staring you down with a rabid rage that screams ‘I dare you to try something’ as you continue to make your way towards her.

So I dislocated two of my ribs in the dumbest way possible, then proceeded to live with it for two days until I figured out wtf was happening with my rib cage. 
          
          As for what caused this; I sat down to tie my shoes and bent over in such a way that they just popped out of place. I told you it was stupid.

Ok so I just had a run-in with this massive fúcking black bear on my quad. Pretty sure my soul  just left my body when it charged me. 
          
          Just wanted to share this little near death experience with y’all-

thank you so much for checking out sprout, my dude! 
          make sure to drink some water today and stay safe, you’re the coolest! C:<

Hi! Thank you so much for commenting on my book! I hope you enjoy!<33

"Friendship doesn’t just bring the best days in life, but makes even the worst days of life worth living."
          
          ✨✨You're amazing as hell (idk i just believe hell might actually not be that bad-)✨ love you dear!!❤❤❤