Since I'm anonymous, I thought at least a miniscule insight into my life might be nice. Not such a mysterious bitch now, am I?

1) I am obsessed with Kat Dennings and genuinely want to marry her.
2) I am a closeted pansexual, and currently have a boyfriend with a vagina. True story.
3) I turned 16 on Hallo'ween of this year, and celebrated by eating chocolate with my best guy friend, Mitch, in his basement.
4) I joined Wattpad to spread the love that the account @taygetsthegay has started. It is a beautiful account with a beautiful story, and you should follow it immediately.
5) I know someone on this website, which is why I am anonymous. If they find me, I will be extremely impressed, because let's just say that however fabulous they are, they are no Sherlock Holmes.