Hey my sexy turtles!!! I'M just hanging with 5 BFFs
LIAM: hello
Niall: HI
zayn: hello
louis:hii
harry:HIII
YOU:HI *blushes* 
louis: hey babe what brings you to Narnia?
You: Well... I don't know really.
Niall: don't worry were nice.
LIAM: yeah that what he says before he kills you with cuteness.
Zayn: true. I'VE died a couple of times.
louis: hahaha wow. Remember last night.
Harry: Yeah cheaters!
me and you: what happened last night! 
Louis: well it all started backstage.          
                                                      
                                                            *flashback*
the competition was tough. There was alot of nice looking butts here. Not that I was staring.
I was chosen to compete in a butt contest. The best butt wins. I know I was going to win. But Then I saw the biggest butt of life. 'Um Excuse me ma'am ' I said.  But it wasn't a woman. It was a guy. 'I'M not a girl. ' he laughed. 'Yea I see that.' I said. ' so your competing in the contest.' He asked. 'Yeah. No offense but your butt looks fake like Barbies boyfriend.' I huffed. 'my butt? Have you seen yours? FAKE!' HE said. 'Boy please!  This is a real butt,boo!' I said sassily. I shook my butt in his face. Then he slapped my butt. 'Wtf! Man ' I yelled. 'Couldn't resist.' He said walking off. Then the host called us to the stage. He announced third place, which was some red head girl. They announced second. 'LOUIS Tomlinson.' What?! 'And the first place winner is Josh devine' it was the dude I was talking to. We walked off the stage.'you cheater!' I yelled at HIM. 'This is a real butt,boo.' He said laughing.
                                                            *end of flashback*
Me and you: wow.
Louis: exactly.
Harry: um you didn't say he touched you!
zayn:someone's about to flip the table
Louis: I don't need to tell you everything!!
*harry grabs Louis head and kisses him roughly*
Me: maybe we should go 
You: yeah maybe *stares at them make out*
Bye