Random shit nobody wants to know:


I'm GERMAN 🥨 🇩🇪 
AND ITS BREZEL NOT PRETZEL 

I SWAR IF SOMEONE SAYS PRETZEL IM GONNA HAVE 17374537820292838474646281901 MENTAL BREAKDOWNS 🦭😭


I LIKE TOKIO HOTEL, DIE ÄRZTE, GREEN DAY, LINKIN PARK, MÅNESKIN, LADY GAGA MY MOMMY AND I ALSO LISTEN TO RANDOM SONGS AND HIP-HOP BUT NO SPECIFIC ARTISTS 

HAVE FUN AND STAY ALIEN 🛸👾👽 

MY WIFEYS ARE:

TOM KAULITZ (yes he my wife now 🙄)
JESSICA ALBA (I STOLE HER FROM TOM)
BRITNEY MANSON (SHE FR MOMMYY)
NENA (STOLE HER FROM BILLY WILLY)
SILKE BISCHOFF (SHE WAS SHOT IN 1988 💔)

SOCIAL MEDIA: (I don't think anyone gives a fuck)

Pinterest: ahoi_hannoi 





AND WHY TF IS EVERYTHING IN SPANISH????