Morning sneeze is so underrated,
Silent farts are silent killers,
Speaking of farts, 
Love is like a fart,  
If you have to force it, 
It's probably shit,
And if you don't let it out, 
It hurts. 
I'm from Malaysia, the land of pure ignorance. I'm not a teenager anymore, i think, but I still can't cope with my shits and can't decide on what the fuck is it that I'm gonna do with my fuckin life.