16. Junior. Home schooling my last two years. Omaha lane and cashew lane, always. Well, I swerve, too. Sammy is and will always be daddy. Twitter: @slackinespinosa https://twitter.com/slackinespinosa is the link.   You know what they say about the south, right? It's where the tea is sweet and the accents are sweeter. Summer starts in April. Front porches are wide and words are long. Mac&Cheese is a vegetable. Pecan Pie is a staple. Y'all is the only proper noun.  Chicken is fried and biscuits come with gravy. Everything is "darling", and someone's heart is always getting blessed.