ajoiner13
HEY IM NOT DEAD
ajoiner13
Dawn0fTheEra
(Creepy) HeY fRiEnD... WhY yOu No UpDaTe..?
Dawn0fTheEra
Besides, I'm rewriting Hybrid High School. You should totally check out the new first chapter
Dawn0fTheEra
I write for like three other profiles, and all of my friends keep asking me to edit their stories. Don't get me wrong, I like editing. It's fun. Still, I rarely have time to write my own stories
lucianthings
blaasty
Btw dis ish be Cancer.
ajoiner13
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Commercial: Every kiss begins with K!
Me: To bad ugly begins with U.
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So someone asked me if anything is easier done than said so I told him "silence" and the world broke. True Story.
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The old man the boats.
That is a grammatically correct sentence.
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Teacher: *Stands in front of class* Hello class I am your new teacher. To start off I want anyone to stand up if they think they're dumb.
Johnny: *Stands up*
Teacher: Why do you think you're dumb?
Johnny: I don't, I just didn't want you standing up by yourself
Me: OH, OHH MY!
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I personally don't believe Canada exists because apparently their paper money is water proof and if you scratch the little clear maple leaves on them they smell like maple syrup. No Joke.
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Australian: My dad just gave me a GAYTIME!
Me: *Spits out milk I was drinking*
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*Talking to Frisk*
Me: Are you a he or she?
Frisk: Human.
Me: But are you a boy or a girl?
Frisk: I'm a kid.
Me: What's in your pants doh.
Frisk: DETERMINATION
Me: Oh my gosh.
Blank_Sora_Shiro
*Watching football game during marching band* *true story*
Baritone player: Tell me if you don't know whats happening.
Me: Okay
○Later in the game○
Me: where did that baritone guy go?
Mellophone player: Whats wrong
Me: *explains situation*
*ends up asking band director*
*later in the stands*
Me: Dude, where were you? I had a question.
Baritone dude: Sorry, what was it?
Me: *asks question*
Baritone dude: IDK
Me: *FACE PALM TO THE MAX*
ajoiner13
Me: I'd like a Pepsi, please.
Waiter: Is Coke okay?
Me: Is monopoly money okay!?
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I am convinced that every time a sock goes missing it reincarnates as another Tupperware lid.
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Nerd: *Phone rings*
Jock: Who was that, your girlfriend?
*Everyone else laughs*
Nerd: No, it was yours.
*Dead silence*