W E L C O M E  missing nins! 

Please watch your step and don't step on anything explosive or anything paper. Watch out for for Kakuzu over there and Sasori in the corner - a lot of limbs and vital organs go missing around them. 

Ignore Deidara and Hidan. They just argue whether explosive art is better than Jashin, or vice-versa. See that paper angel? Don't touch it if you value your life. 

No, the Peins aren't siblings or related of any kind, despite their looks. Yes, that orange-masked person may be gay, but he's got clever jutsus up his sleeve. 

We've got eyes EVERYWHERE, so don't try anything FISHY. Yes, that was a pun intended for Itachi and Kisame. Don't try and talk to Zetsu. He's a little two-faced...

Yes, that indeed was another pun. 

I hope you enjoy your stay and welcome to the Akatsuki!

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M E : I'm just an anime fanfiction writer <3 I do reading requests as long as it goes two-ways

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J O I N E D : 2/20/16

P E R S O N A L : @ackerman_king