Excellent reminiscence with outstanding writing skills! Well, Yet it's only about ur "reminiscence "  that you cited -"Also, when (or if) I marry someone, I can't put this out. That's just fodder for hell." I am inquisitive to know, Why not?
          If Indian man representing shameful activities shamelessly✌globally✌Why can't he put this out to wife?? After all Wife will be a actual globe!