alaina_the_writer

That book sounds kinda stupid

"“Yeah, yeah, all right,” said Ron, and we started off upstairs again. Percy slammed his bedroom door shut.
          
          “He made no notice I was there.” I said slightly peeved.
          
          “Cause you’re a llama.” Ginny said to me.
          
          My. God. She. Is. AWESOME!
          
          “Marry me?” I asked sinking down to one knee beside Ron’s bedroom door.
          
          “If you write the wedding vows.” She said smugly.
          
          Little did she know that I kept some in my pocket for occasions such as these.
          
          “My Ginny, Here’s a llama, There’s a llama-“ I began, but I was cut off.
          
          “AND ANOTHER LITTLE LLAMA! FUZZY LLAMA! FUNNY LLAMA-“ it was Ginny.
          
          Sorry George but I have a new Weasley for me.
          
          But someone else was singing.
          
          “LLAMA LLAMA DUCK! LLAMA LLAMA CHEESECAKE LLAMA.” Hermione! Oh my god! This is insane!
          
          “Tablet, Brick, Potato, llama, llama-llama, mushroom, llama-“ Ron. 
          
          MY FRIENDS ARE AWESOME! OH MY GOD!
          
          THIS IS INCREDIBLE!
          
          “LLAMA LLAMA DUCK!” Harry continued."
          
          This book. I'm sorry but it's just too freaking awesome. http://wattpad.com/story/442866

"Dinner was awesome. The Great Hall looked glorious. There a dozen frost-covered Christmas trees and thick streamers of holly and mistletoe crisscrossing the ceiling. To top it all off Enchanted snow was falling, warm and dry, from the ceiling. Dumbledore led them in a few of his favourite carols, Hagrid booming more and more loudly with every goblet of eggnog he consumed.
          
          Hermione kept hitting me whenever I tried to change the lyrics.
          
          Soxy popped up randomly and sat beside me.
          
          "Hi I'm Soxy, I'm so chill. I'm like; 'hi I'm a cat, I'm going to sleep all day and then sleep all night and eat your food while looking cute.'" I said weirdly. Well, it wasn't weird it was perfectly normal for me. "I don't get it! Why doesn't he have a nose!" I exclaimed randomly bursting out of my thoughts. "JUST GONNA STAND THERE AND HEAR ME ROAR-" I bellowed
          
          "THAT'S ALL RIGHT CAUSE I'M A DINOSAUR!" someone yelled back.
          
          OH MY GOD! IT WAS FREAKING DUMBLEDORE! I KNEW OLD HAY GUY WAS COOL!
          
          "I LOVE YOU SIR, IN A NON-CREEPY TEACHER/STUDENT WAY!" I shouted across the hall.
          
          McGonagall was practically having a seizure. I'm just so freaking funny, she can't handle it.
          
          "I LOVE YOU TOO WILLOW, IN A NON-CREEPY STUDENT/TEACHER WAY!" he yelled back, a grin widely spread across his face.
          
          Hermione and ginny, who were on either side of me were shrieking with laughter. Ron was shaking his head. Harry looked like his face was going to hurt from his ridiculously wide smile. Fred was missing under the table, only his laughs were heard echoing up. Percy looked at me as though I was a psychopath (which wasn't too far from the truth) and George was beaming across the table at me. His smile was so bright it could could quite possibly been lighting up the hall."
          
          I'm laughing so hard....and here I realize I save too many quotes from this story.... http://wattpad.com/story/263619

""Yeah, Polyjuice potion time soon." I said making not a whole lot of sense, though it was understandable. Okay, I really do need- "Psychological help!" I wailed
          
          "Yay!" Hermione said spastically.
          
          "I'M A MUSHROOM!" I exclaimed
          
          "AND I'M A FISH FINGER!" Hermione grinned
          
          "YAY!" we screamed in union.
          
          "What are you two yelling about?" Lavender said wandering into the room.
          
          "She needs mental help." Hermione said honestly
          
          "It's true." I agreed."
          
          
          This fanfic. Omfg. http://wattpad.com/story/263619

"Throughout the lesson I began to sing Taylor Swift’s song ‘invisible’ cause I felt left out.
          
          “And you just see right through me
          
          But if only you knew me
          
          We could be beautiful, miracle, unbelievable
          
          But instead I’m just invisible”"
          
          AHHHH!!!! ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGS MENTIONED!!!! http://wattpad.com/story/263619

"Dear Diary,
          
          They say that family is always there for you when times are hard.
          
          I bet I can prove it wrong.
          
          Unless it is referring to Lily, the mother I might have.
          
          Strange things had happened to me lately.
          
          There was the ‘Lily’ thing, Harry’s familiarity, and McGonagall almost calling me something starting with ‘E’.
          
           Lily, E and Harry.
          
          Ugh nothing makes sense!
          
          Unless they’re all interrelated and Lily is like Harry’s long lost sister and E stands for her middle name...
          
          Doubt it.
          
          Willow Le-Llama."
          
          Ah yes, Willow Le-Llama. http://wattpad.com/story/202992

"I’m too much of a coward for Gryffindor.
          
          Not loyal enough for Hufflepuff.
          
          Ravenclaw’s out. I’m fairly sure that I’m stupid.
          
          And I’m not cunning at all, so no Slytherin.
          
          Perhaps I should just leave.
          
          Or maybe I should just become a llama and dance around naked.
          
          Sounds like a plan." http://wattpad.com/story/202992

"“Oh, you may not think I’m pretty,
          
           But don’t judge on what you see,
          
          I’ll eat myself if you can find
          
          A smarter hat than me.
          
           You can keep your bowlers black,
          
           Your top hats sleek and tall,
          
           For I’m the Hogwarts Sorting Hat
          
          And I can cap them all.
          
          There’s nothing hidden in your head
          
           The Sorting Hat can’t see,
          
           So try me on and I will tell you
          
          Where you ought to be.
          
          You might belong in Gryffindor,
          
           Where dwell the brave at heart,
          
           Their daring, nerve, and chivalry
          
           Set Gryffindors apart;
          
           You might belong in Hufflepuff,
          
          Where they are just and loyal,
          
          Those patient Hufflepuffs are true
          
           And unafraid of toil; 
          
          Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
          
          If you’ve a ready mind,
          
          Where those of wit and learning,
          
          Will always find their kind;
          
          Or perhaps in Slytherin
          
           You’ll make your real friends,
          
           Those cunning folk use any means
          
          To achieve their ends.
          
           So put me on!
          
           Don’t be afraid!
          
          And don’t get in a flap! 
          
          You’re in safe hands (though I have none)  
          
          For I’m a Thinking Cap!”
          
           The whole hall broke into applause, and I clapped a little, to blend in before mentally breaking down. THAT HAT WAS JUST SINGING!" http://wattpad.com/story/202992

"I promise I’m sane."
          
          And that came just after the thing before this lol http://wattpad.com/story/202992

"I eavesdropped on the conversation next to me where Harry and Ron discussed the sorting. Wait what?
          
          “A test?” I blurted out accidently. Good work! Make new friends by eavesdropping! Go me!
          
          Ron pulled a face and turned from me. He’s quite a turd, a poo faced lemon."
          
          LOL. I LOVE THIS FANFIC. IT'S HILARIOUS.
          GUYS YOU HAVE TO READ "The Other Potter" http://wattpad.com/story/202992