Hey
I'm Al
I write
Occasionally
Basically I write sometimes so everything on here is old and shitty but idgaf
I'm unmotivated as hell okay
I might publish some new stuff that is only mildly bad
Which is an upgrade

Most of my stories (all of them) are either discontinued, on hiatus or oneshots. The only one that might be updated within the next month is Aura. I might post some other stuff, but I don't know. In the meantime, to make up for my total incompetance (soz about that) here's some shitpost wisdom that I have gained from the depths of Tumblr and also the dark, near empty space that is my mind rn!

Furbies are sentient and will eat your soul.
Aliens walk among us.
Gaud is god. Gaud watch you sleep at night.
Undercooked bats. No comment

Basically I'm sad and unmotivated and with Corona I can't go see my friends who are also sad and unmotivated so we balance each other out.

I literally have nothing else to say. Um enjoy the hellhole that is this profile.
  • probably being influenced by society and gender roles. im not bitter.
  • JoinedAugust 11, 2018


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