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HELLO THERE! COULD YOU SPARE A MOMENT FOR OUR LORD AND SAVIOR ZALGO?

Can I interest you in a pamphlet about our mighty Lord and Savior, Zalgo, He Who Waits Behind The Wall? 

U mad???

Can you add ny story to your reading lists it sucks 
          
          Please roast my story 

https://www.wattpad.com/story/86538114-a-dumbass-documents-his-experience-w-eyeless-jack
          
          Oh, hi there, fellow egg. I just wanted to stop by to give you a friendly suggestion on what else you should put on your reading list. It's one of mine, I know, but I honestly think this one, in particular, is a PRETTY bad one.  I hope you take the time to see how shitty it is.

U  swallow 

Thanks for putting my book in your reading list, regardless of the title. Also! You opening my book just to bash it just gave me more reads :)