screw sexism, im alcade

@TheUltimateFangirl04 *facepalm*

I was going to write something...

Remember when I was freaking out because of 30 followers? 

You have 2k reads! Tell Chicago we need a party!!!!!!

Hey I was gonna ask if you wanted to do a collab

Hi fren!

HELLO MY SMALL BALL OF LOVELINESS HOW IS YOUR DAY GOING

Okay, for all you people who are unfollowing me immediately after I follow you... Enjoy your free follow. It may be the only one you get. :)

Thanks so much for following me!!!!! :) :) :) 

Okay, please don't read this. It's just spam, but it creeped me out enough to post this. I repeat, do not read this.
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          I'm sorry.
          
          This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Stop balcu." as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this girl. In the middle of the night,  she will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you.
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Okay, you can read this now. I am really sorry if you ended up reading that. I know it's just spam, but I am easily creeped out and that sure did the trick. I mean, I know this could never happen, but this is what I'm most afraid of.