Hi, this absurd creature's name is Alden Greyz Vel. In my past lives, I became a student, celebrity, teacher, billionaire, cockroach, giraffe, dinosaur, panda, mockingjay, wizard, vampire, werewolf, shadowhunter, potato and most of all, a love interest of Harry Potter.

I am usually spotted in the four corners of my room, laughing my ass off with 9gag memes, crying my heart out with Koreanovelas or watching anime.

I have a professional skill that I'm very proud of and that is... reading subtitles.

I, thank you!