The name is Alesha
Smile, it kills yo Haters. 
Bitch please *funky hand thing* I'm fabulous. 
Don't know me? Don't judge me.
... Oh My Fucking Hell... is that..?? hahaha I don't even know
never mind me. I'm not that special *goofy smile*
I WANT A FUCKING SANDWICH!!!!!!
hehe *another goofy smile* don't ya just love me already?
DORY IS MY HERO!!!!!! 
I'm bi... and what? you cant do shit.
My relationship with food is the best one I've ever had
I like my bed, it's ma best fwend.
I'm awkward, I'm either a massive piss take or a softy (depends on my mood)
Like me, love me or hate me. I don't give a shit
Peace Out.