alex

Well tell her that she's wrong and being a squidward is the worst thing she could be and that being one makes her a total dickface *cough* literally *cough* ( OOOOOHHHHH damn tell her I'll give her an icepack for her BURN)
          Okay wow I'm sorry there was no excuse for that ↖that was terrible on so many levels
          
          Haha yeah I agree
          NO don't even say that Shrek was (and still is) my favorite movie and I watched it and I was horrified like
          
          Aww haha that's so cute Ellie never told me she has a gay friend (I have a gay friend too)
          
          Ah thats good I don't want somebody I've never met hating me
          
          Yeah more than you'll ever know but I scare her a lot too so I guess it works out

nah im just horny lmao
          
          okay that was slightly weird
          
          i wish i was spiderman bc spiderwoman is gross and the only female superhero thats cool is black widow and i know for a fact ellie agrees with me on that lmao
          
          whats up? :))

aW THANKS

heyooo

no

yeah bc you're assholes >:(
          why am i even friends with you, you guys suck

"we thought it would be funny"
          
          i'm not fucking laughing you fucking bitch

wHAT DO YOU MEAN
          NOOOOOOOOO
          I WAS SO EXCITED
          I HATE YOU BOTH SO MUCH UGH
          I EVEN TOOK A SELFIE WITH YOU!
          YOU DON'T DESERVE MY LOVE! :'(
          so goddamn mean to me

/s/ wut

im farah lelel