Alex the Greatest

Guys. So. I think I got hacked or some classic stuff like that sooooooooo if you’re a friend and I unfollowed let me know bc iiiiiiiim tired. Okay I’m v sorry for the intrusion. Enjoy etc etc

Oh my gosh, SASSY YOU'RE BACK ONLINE!!!! :D

What's up, guys?
          
          I'll get to the point, because this is a fifth draft and I'm annoyed at my own indecision. 
          
          I need a short break from Wattpad.
          
          Year 11 is a flood of homework, studying and stress, way more than I ever expected, and it's too much to also have Wattpad responsibilities.
          
          I love writing, as you all must know somewhat by now, and it's actually becoming a chore to sit down and put pen to paper or finger to keyboard, and I don't want that!
          
          I'm not sure how long I'll be gone. It could be a few weeks, it could be a few months. I hate this almost crushing feeling of responsibility, and I'm sure you can understand.
          
          Perhaps whilst I'm gone, I can regain some creativity and post an update out of nowhere. No guarantee, all the same. 
          
          I'm in my fourth week of school, now, and I'm freaking done. People are still childish and disruptive, and I have little idea of how I'm supposed to survive the next week, never mind the next six months.
          
          EITHER WAY I'm basically going to be off for a little while and trust me, if I could do it, I would, but I can't, so I have to go or I'm going to go insane (in a bad way). I'm not yet sure if I'll be logging off and going completely off the grid or just ignoring/turning off notifications. Most likely the former. 
          
          If you want to chat, my kik is the_bookmeister. Just no 'can you update'-esque things, if you may, or I'll ignore and delete the message. 
          
          Keep the crazy alive, my Sassy IKEAs!

Hey, Ravenclaw!
          
          *grabs three books*
          *shines the Ravenclaw symbol on my robes*
          *fixes my nerdy glasses*
          *grabs my 19¾ inch sycamore with dragon heartstring wand* 
          *sparks emit*
          *pulls you by the hand*
          Let's go to the Quidditch pitch. Let's cheer for the team and complete our notes simultaneously.
          
           — Only we are capable of doing stuff like this. —
          
          "Boo! Gryffindor!!!"
          
          P.S. 
           #1 
          
          I don't hate Gryffindor. But if it is in the way of Ravenclaw winning quidditch/house cup, no one will be worse than me!
           #2
          
          Man, Delphi. . . *awkward silence*

So, you can thank @cleverwren and her unnerving ability to figure out my code for my most recent update on Wattpad. Check it out if you want. I don't really mind, to be honest! It's just something I wrote (in my sleep) a little while ago, and with a little coaxing, I decided to publish the first chapter.
          
          This is not a regularly updated book. Expect sporadic and unusual updates. At the rate I'm going, it could be finished before September. Who knows?
          
          Toodles, y'all!

Thank you for adding my book to your reading list! 

I just really wanted to be your 100th follower. You're welcome.

Um.
          
          Can one hold the phone, please?
          
          I think I'm dead and somehow tricked St Peter into letting me into heaven.
          
          That's who guards heaven, right? St Peter? WAIT, NOT IMPORTANT.
          
          SO THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT NJAP HAS 504 READS.
          
          UM...
          
          WHAT?
          
          THIS ISN'T A GLITCH?!
          
          PEOPLE ARE SERIOUSLY READING MY BOOK ENOUGH FOR HALF 1K READS????
          
          AHHHHHH
          
          AHHHHHHHHHHHH
          
          AHHHHHHH- *dies and is sent to hell (I knew it)*

Not Just A Phase is amazing! Super detailed and creative! If you wouldn't mind checking out my book, I would greatly appreciate your feedback! Thank you❤️

'Sup my Sassy IKEAs?
          I've become a critiquer (it's a thing) for the book Chloe's Constructive Critiques - just added to my reading list 'promos'.
          Check it out! It's got all kinds of good people there willing to tell you what to improve at your fingertips for very easy fees.
          
          What are you waiting for?! If you want, you can be a critiquer yourself!
          
          GO
          
          RIGHT NOW
          
          IF YOU MAY PLEASE SIRS AND MADAMS AND ALL OTHERS INBETWEEN