Hello, everyone!
A chapter? On time? What heresy! But no, this is no lie...It is fully truth! I have been cleaning up everything...My messy writing, my messy floor...Seriously, I was worried some of that carpet was stolen and that I'd never know. But what's this? You have, in fact, been duped! This is no chapter, but a measly, weak interlude, barely flexing its scrawny length to a page past half of a full update? But no, in writing, quality exceeds quantity...It sounds like a joke, but seriously, the interludes are my favorite parts. The mountaineers crossing Kaudtzwaelle was fun, and the one with Auraeqlyphe is some of my favorite writing to date. Still, I promise I will make it up to you readers by...Well, I don't know. Just read the part, I guess. I'm cheap.
–Alex