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GD TOUT OF MY SKIN GS FOUF GEG OUT GS TLUT VET OUT LF MY SKIN LELAZE PEldkdkjskdkd

paaaaauuull. paaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuulllllllll

joël SHOULD give me a biiig smooch

How does one manage to forget that he exists?

you could kiss a hundred boys in bars,
          
          shoot another shot jz to stop the feeling

sorry for dying. might do it again

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY!

Why don't you have a girlfriend, Anon? Oh, shit. Wait. I know. It's because you're a wreck, both mentally and physically, and emotionally stunted. You think you're smarter and more intelligent than everyone around you, and therefore rationalize your own lack of success as a laughably absurd conspiracy theory wherein the world has passed you over because you're somehow too edgy for the mainstream masses to understand. Or maybe you just tell yourself and others that you "don't give a shit" in a desperate attempt to make it hurt less when you see yourself getting older, fatter, and more out of touch while those you look down on are adapting to suit the needs of the world, and learning their limitations while you childishly deny your own. Perhaps you have taken to telling yourself that women are only interested in "Alpha Males", those that reside at the top of a scale that only you adhere to, and it is THIS rigid table of identity that is holding you back, and allowing society to pigeonhole you. Perhaps you tell yourself that people don't share your very narrow range of hobbies and interests aren't (or wouldn't be) interested in you, and therefore do not even try to engage them. In actuality these are all mechanisms that allow you to blame your own failings on everyone around you, and project your own narrow-minded perceptions onto society as a whole. You instead choose the easy option of sitting at your computer all day, shielded by the anonymity of the internet, screaming abuse and nitpicking the goals and achievements of your betters while arguing the tiniest deviation in the interests of your peers from your own with a startling lack of understanding and empathy. They are the only other people on Earth that you can relate to, and you hate them because they like slightly different things. Oh yeah. That's why you don't have a girlfriend. I forgot, for a moment.

The Person Reading This Is Kind, And I'm SUPER Proud Of Them, Please Help Them Live To The Fullest And Bless Them In Their Chosen Field.
          
          Now Your On The Clock, In 9 Minutes, Something Will Make You Happy, Please Share This With 15 People You Love, If You Don't Get This Back, I'm Obv Not A Close Friend. 
          
          Now I Have A Game For You, It's Been Played Since 1977 
          
          Once You Read This, You Have To Send It To 15 People 
          
          Your Next 5 Days Will Be Like This: 
          
          Day 1: You'll Wake Up To The Biggest Shock Of Your Life 
          Day 2: You Will Cross The Path Of An Old Pal/Friend You've Missed 
          Day 3: You Will Find Yourself With Alot Of Money 
          Day 4: Your Day Will Be Perfect 
          Day 5: The Person You Like The Most In Your Life Will Send Time With You 
          
          And If You Don't Forward This, Your Next 5 Days Will Be The Opposite 
          
          Don't Break This, Send This To 15 In 10 Minutes.

pejis