O my. I just read my notifications.
Why would you follow me, mate? There are a lot more other people you could have chosen to fill in my spot. I think you should reconsider your decision before you regret it. Thank you so much for clicking that 'follow' button...
Now I think it's well advised to say that you should reclick that to unfollow me. Don't be surprised if I begin to follow you. o-o ... Have a sober-frick-a-licious day.