
aliteralbird
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the only person who can claim my message board is jesus christ, because he has already claimed my asshole

empressrice
u stole all my uwus

excusemema
baby: exists jodie: lmao bruh you wanna be stolen?

aliteralbird
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the only person who can claim my message board is jesus christ, because he has already claimed my asshole

empressrice
IM THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO CLAIM THIS BOARD BC I AM MOM, MY HOUSE MY RULES

cybsin
what’s up whore im ur —explodeahoe

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:0 !!! alis !!! :( i may be a whore but i am a DUMB whore, get the name right
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Kageroudeizu
Hello, tis kami

aliteralbird
*whips and nae naes ominiously* greetings, kaminari ... to the mad banquet of darkness ...
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ffrogmilk
H I

HIMMY-TOGA
I WANAN CLAIM THIS AS mIne

aliteralbird
THE ONLY THING U CAN CLAIM IS A FREE, (TOTALLY NOT ILLEGAL) DENTIST APPOINTMENT DONE BY MOÍ
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aliteralbird
anyone ever think abt dipping teeth into mayo? i think it’s better than dipping them into ketchup