phanisprettyswag

Friggin zazzed

Sometimes I get the feeling that the wattpad app feature of "shake for help" is for if you throw your phone at the wall after reading a sad story and then you can ask why the world is so cruel

Whenever I finish a story on wattpad I like to take a moment of silence for how amazing the book was and my heart literally feels heavy idk i really like reading so I appreci8 books weirdly like that

I have got a v bad situation involving a friend, a crush, and an argument it's kinda stupid but still it's not good

I've got an important question. It's ok if you don't feel comfortable with answering, as it's pretty personal, but
          
          What's your favorite color?

*strange sexual noise*
          Baby, can't you see I'm calling. A guy like you should wear a warning. It's dangerous. I'm falling. 
          There's no escape, I can't wait. I need a hit, Baby, give me it. You're dangerous. I'm loving it
          Too high. Can't come down. Losin' my head. Spinnin' 'round and 'round. Do you feel me now? (WA WA wawa waaaa)
          Oh,
          The taste of your lips I'm on a riiiiiide. You're toxic I'm slippin' under. With a taste of a poison paradise
          I'm addicted to you. Don't you know that you're toxic? And I love what you do. Don't you know that you're toxic?
          It's getting late to give you up. I took a sip. From my devil's cup. Slowly, it's taking over me
          Too high. Can't come down. It's in the air and it's all around. Can you feel me now? (WA WA wawa waaaaa)
          Oh,
          Taste of your lips I'm on a riiiide. You're toxic I'm slippin' under. With the taste of a poison paradiiiise
          I'm addicted to you don't you know that you're toxic? And I love what you do. Don't you know that you're toxic? Don't you know that you're toxic?
          (Repeat that last bit a little idk I'm lazy now)
          Intoxicate me now. With your lovin' now. I think I'm ready now. I think I'm ready now
          Intoxicate me now. With your lovin' now. I think I'm ready now
          
          *that concludes today's random outburst of music*

THANK YOU OH MY GOODNESS I LOVE YOURS TOO 

Ok ok ok
          So what is the first thing that comes to mind when you think of Dan and Phil?
          For me it's how proud/ happy I feel whenever they do anything. And I mean ANYTHING. They never cease to amaze me. I get such a happy feeling like my heart literally (lih-truh-ly) swells with pride. Even though I've been in the phandom for such a short amount of time compared to others (about 7 months dang that's so little I'm a noob) I feel like I've been with them since the beginning. They've shown me a whole community of people who are as wonderfully strange as I am and who share common interests. They've taught me to be myself. *insert more cliche cheesy stuff*
          
          *that concludes today's slightly happy banter*

My "friends" are always looking at me with a look that you might give a little kid when they say something silly and saying "haha you're such a hufflepuff". WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN. Hufflepuffs are not friggin baby puff balls that are all innocent and cheery and babyish. Why do people hate on hufflepuffs I don't get it. Even the queen JK Rowling was a hufflepuff
          *and that concludes tonight's midnight rants*

I'm worried that one day I'm gonna stop liking Dan and Phil... :/ I know it won't happen any time soon (definitely not), but they've just been so amazing and the fact that I might actually move on and do something productive is worrying. like what if I don't meet them before that happens? What if the senpais never notice me? Idk. I'm tired. I need to stop thinking... 
          *and that concludes today's existential crisis*