After eight months, two best friends Lora and Alley have created a joint account. If you don't know who they are (where the fuck have you been tho), here's a bit of background:

Alley (@AlleyInWonderland) is a fourteen-year-old lemon cake with not enough time for Lora's fandoms even though they're better than hers. She enjoys watching people shoot zombies, a sweaty bald man named Dr Phil, and celebrities dance on television. Lora thinks she's weird because she doesn't like cats. 

Lora (@ameliasraggedydoctor) is a fourteen-year-old loser who is obsessed with way too many fandoms. She is a strong, independent bisexual woman who /doesn't/ need anybody (unless you're that cute kid from math class). Her hobbies include sleeping, eating, going on tumblr, and being bagginshield trash. She likes cats and gingers.

Alley wants Lora to fill up all 2000 characters. Lora is too lazy for that shit.