allyfied

Okay, so the book is now restricted xD I BLAME WATTPAD

achillesprouvaire

Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Whoooooooooooooooo lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants
          
          SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! AH AHH AHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH...

allyfied

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZAYN! I can't believe you're turning 20! THEY'RE ALL GROWING UP SO FAST, THEY NEED TO STAHP. %u270B So, For zayn's birthday, I am scrolling for each and every photo of him, starting when he was at the X-factor and I'm getting MAJOR ZAYN FEELSSSSS. I bet lots of you are, so even though he might not see this, DIRECTIONERS LOVE YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE SO DONT CHANGE! And to those 'Directioners' who love all of them but hate Zayn, STAHP, YOU DESERVE A CACTUS UP YOUR VAGINA. Haha JK JK. Sooo, happy birthday. :) - XOXOXO Alexa :)