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Every ai generated white woman looks like me I am so done with this

I just met David Tennant. I have read multiple fanfics where characters he has played piss themselves in an erotic manner ♥️

My neighbor just beat one of my chickens with a rake and killed it. How do I be petty and make his life marginally worse but in a legal way?

Chat should I talk to my ex

Just remembered I have a wattpad account. Might fool around on here a bit

Harvest Moon is taking over my life.

I WAS AT THE DENTIST AND I KEPT ACCIDENTALLY BITING HER FINGERS

GOOD OMENS S3 FILMING STARTS JANUARY IM LITERALLY FOAMING AT THE MOUTH GRRRR GRRRR RAHHHHHHH 

I just fucking devoured a medium cotton candy blizzard from dairy queen might shit myself in 10 minutes

I was going to read a fanfic today but when I clicked on it, it was just a picture of an erect penis