You know who I am, you came here today, and you know what you want.

And I'm here to supply it.

Ladies and gentlemen and the good nonbinary people of the internet, I give you my previous 14-year-old self's emporium. Am I 18 now? Yes. Did you ask? No, but now you know. Did I think I'd come back? Honestly no. Am I on a quest to finish old works, clear the cobwebs, and build myself upon the power of commitment and fortitude? Yes! Will I succeed? There's only one way to find out.

Ladies and gentlemen and the good nonbinary people of the internet, I give you the now modern emporium. God speed.