rkon09

To beest, 'r not to be--that is the questioneth:
          wheth'r 'tis nobl'r in the mind to suff'r
          the slings and arrows of outrageous f'rtune
          or to taketh arms 'gainst a flote of troubles
          and by opposing endeth those folk. To kicketh the bucket, to sleep--
          nay m're--and by a catch but a wink to sayeth we endeth
          the heartache, and the thousand natural shocks
          yond flesh is heir to. 'tis a consummation
          devoutly to beest did wish. To kicketh the bucket, to sleep--
          to sleep--p'rchance to dreameth: ay, th're's the rubbeth,
          f'r in yond catch but a wink of death what dreams may cometh
          at which hour we has't shuffl'd off this m'rtal coileth,
          wilt giveth us pauseth. Th're's the respect
          yond maketh calamity of so longeth life. 
           f'r who is't wouldst beareth the whips and sc'rns of timeth,
          th' oppress'r's wrong, the fustian sir's contumely
          the pangs of despis'd loveth, the law's delayeth,
          the insolence of office, and the spurns
          yond patient m'rit of th' unw'rthy doth take,
          at which hour that gent himself might his quietus maketh
          with a bareth bodkin? who is't wouldst fardels beareth,
          to grunt and did sweat und'r a weary life,
          but yond the dread of something aft'r death,
          the undiscov'r'd state, from whose bourn
          nay travell'r returns, puzzles the shall,
          and maketh us rath'r beareth those ills we has't
          than flyeth to oth'rs yond we knoweth not of?
          thus conscience doest maketh cowards of us all,
          and thus the native hue of resolution
          is sickli'd o''r with the whey-face did cast of bethought,
          and ent'rprise of most wondrous pitch and moment
          with this regard their currents turneth awry
          and loseth the nameth of action. -- soft thee anon,
          the fair ophelia! -- nymph, in thy 'risons
          beest all mine own sins rememb'r'd.

kai_ahms

Hello, aloha_retard. Who are you and how did you find me out? I AM DISCREET! (I swear, if this is Cookie, then I don't know what to say.)