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Is anyone still alive on this site lmao

At this point I'm not sure what's heavier, my bag or my eyelids

So I had this really great idea in economics today.
          
          I was bored out of mind, like usual, then I saw the highlighter in my hand and thought "hey you know what would be a great idea? drawing the veins on my hand!"
          
          But by the time I realised it was a bad idea, it was already too late.
          
          So, to summarise, today I learnt that blue highlighter ink is really hard to wash off, and doesn't go down well with authority figures, or the off-white shirts we have to wear as part of the uniform.
          

Plz follow meh back if ya can plz ❤️

          I've never understood why people always say "I wouldn't wish this upon my worst enemy" when they go through hard times. I mean, clearly they either just don't have any enemies, or just don't dislike them enough.

My imagination is so empty right now I could literally go eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a better story than this one that took me three weeks to write :/

*gets first test back*
          
          Well there goes my self-esteem

The words flip and phone when you put them together make for a tricky tongue twister.
          
          No really, in drama the other day I tried to say flip phone really fast but instead I ended up yelling "FLIP FLOP!" really loud and everyone just stared at me for a really long time.

I know you're not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but if I saw that in the library I'd just walk right past it.

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