alphachim

Before reading this
          	I suggest that you get your blog ready because, 
          	Sh!t  is about to get convoluted.
          	
          	Homestuck...
          	Homestuck rhymes with laundry truck
          	laundry trucks hold clothes
          	clothes has seven letters
          	laundry also has seven letters
          	Homestuck has nine letters
          	nine take seven is two
          	the average human has two arms
          	Homestuck characters have zero arms
          	two take zero is two
          	the Homestuck characters use a program called Pesterchum
          	Each tag on Pesterchum has two letters
          	two over two is one
          	do you know what shape has one side?
          	
          	That's right!
          	
          	One side of a rectangular prism 
          	but what does a rectangular prism have to do with Homestuck being part of the Illuminati?
          	
          	I don't know.
          	
          	Let's dig deeper...
          	
          	Rectangular prisms can be made out of glass
          	glass reflects light
          	which can be broken up into seven colors of the rainbow
          	homestuck also has rainbows
          	rainbow plus rainbow equals rainbow
          	rainbow has seven letters
          	seven plus seven is fourteen
          	and if you recall one side of a rectangular prism is one side
          	fourteen take one is thirteen
          	which is also the age that the Homestuck characters start the game which destroyed the world which is what the illuminati wants you to not know so the illuminati is actually covering up the fact that they are using Homestuck games to destroy the world with video games which the illuminati is already using to brainwash people so...
          	
          	Homestuck = Illuminati confirmed

alphachim

Before reading this
          I suggest that you get your blog ready because, 
          Sh!t  is about to get convoluted.
          
          Homestuck...
          Homestuck rhymes with laundry truck
          laundry trucks hold clothes
          clothes has seven letters
          laundry also has seven letters
          Homestuck has nine letters
          nine take seven is two
          the average human has two arms
          Homestuck characters have zero arms
          two take zero is two
          the Homestuck characters use a program called Pesterchum
          Each tag on Pesterchum has two letters
          two over two is one
          do you know what shape has one side?
          
          That's right!
          
          One side of a rectangular prism 
          but what does a rectangular prism have to do with Homestuck being part of the Illuminati?
          
          I don't know.
          
          Let's dig deeper...
          
          Rectangular prisms can be made out of glass
          glass reflects light
          which can be broken up into seven colors of the rainbow
          homestuck also has rainbows
          rainbow plus rainbow equals rainbow
          rainbow has seven letters
          seven plus seven is fourteen
          and if you recall one side of a rectangular prism is one side
          fourteen take one is thirteen
          which is also the age that the Homestuck characters start the game which destroyed the world which is what the illuminati wants you to not know so the illuminati is actually covering up the fact that they are using Homestuck games to destroy the world with video games which the illuminati is already using to brainwash people so...
          
          Homestuck = Illuminati confirmed