Ben's the name, being gay and useless is the game.

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Some things about myself:

• I have more gay ships than I have friends. 

• Dan and Phil are both my dads and my sons. 

• I enjoy long walks to the fridge. 

• I write bad fanfiction about two grown men thousands of miles away from me. 

• I'm a libra. ♎️

•I'm seventeen and going through an actual midlife crisis. 

•He/Him

•I'm the self-proclaimed King of Procrastinators.  

• If you need a friend, hit me up. I'm always a slut for friendship.