I'm actually funny but I get nervous around people and end up being stupid instead. Also I'm a photo hoarder - like I keep taking pictures and never deleting them like they would aid in cancer research or something. I eat 5 times the suggested serving size of anything - except caviar! On some days, my bedheads are literally #hairgoals but when I comb it out I look gross like something stuck at the bottom of a metal table at the local skating rink.

I'll sort my life out later. For now, let me read.