"sir-- sir, please stop. stop trying to drink-- bleach is not for consumption."



sup, names ambyssall, amby or byz for short, and i'm your local hot mess express hurtling 221b miles an hour at a wall labeled "fandoms".



anyways, i'm on and off and update everything randomly so yeah, don't expect consistent updates. 



feel free to talk to me or give me story ideas because those are always welcome!



merlin, sherlock, supernatural, good omens, harry potter, percy jackson, warrior cats, welcome to night vale, and maybe a few more idk.


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Writing Commissions if y'all want:

I'll do pretty much anything, preferably one of the fandoms listed above, OCs, or something with a thorough description. I won't do NSFW anything.



Payment Methods:

Baseline is $5 because I'm broke and desperately need money. It'll be adjusted depending on length, but we'll discuss that. And the baseline is pretty high because I'll do my very best, and try to get to around 5000-10000 words depending on the concept. Anything more we might need to haggle the price.



Depending on the length once again, and this is mainly for short works or partial payments, I'll take art. I've got references and all that.



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Art Commissions:

Preferably cats, but I can do anything with enough time. No NSFW though, but I'll do minor gore.



Payment Methods:

Baseline is $2 per work. I might charge more depending on the concept.



I also do art trades, so hmu.