I'm BLONDE so I MUST be a ditz. 
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. 
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. 
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. 
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. 
I wear BLACK, so I MUST be goth or emo. 
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I must be a rich asshole. 
I HAVE STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no social life. 
I DYE MY HAIR, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. 
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. 
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. 
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. 
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. 
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. 
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. 
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. 
I'm an ARTIST, so I MUST think little of those who aren't. 
I have a DIFFERENT SENSE OF HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. 
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I  must be an over-controlling bitch. 
I'm a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. 
I am INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. 
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and want to murder every single man on earth. 
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for every problem on earth. 
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins and worship Satan.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde, blue-eyed lesbian. 
I like READING, so I MUST be lonely with no friends. 
I DISAGREE with the government, so I MUST be a terrorist. 
I watch ANIME, so I MUST be gay. 
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid. 
I don't want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be lesbian. 
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a cutter too. 
I CRY easily, so I MUST be weak. 
I am DEPRESSED so I MUST be a weak, emotional girl.

I am ME, so I MUST be a complete asshole, right?

inspired by @jackiejohnson_