amerriam

I will be changing accounts! I will be repeating this one in a while. My new account is AmityBlightIsGay

amerriam

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A convo between me and an online friend
          Online friend: your mo-
          Me: is gay
          Of: *like 3 voice messages of pure silence*
          Me: *voice message of me laughing*
          Them: want the fun you fucking laughed like a witch what the fuck *while like wheezing*
          So apparently I cackle like a fucking witch when I laugh so... learned that today.

nunyartist

Same, dw. 
            Sometimes I sound like a horse when I laugj
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amerriam

Just told my friend I'm probably no instead of lesbian hut idk, and this bitch always calls me "lonely lesbian" bc I'm single. Can you guess where this is going? "Well, so you might be bi yourself?"

nunyartist

@amerriam I always say I'm "bi myself." It's the greatest pun I've come across. Along with "Bi the way"
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amerriam

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I just had a random like 3 hour period where I wanted to do shit so I washed the dishes, did some loads of laundry and cleaned my room and like is this what being productive and not a depressed, lazy, burnt out bitch feels like?

ansl3ym

Me once every two months:
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nunyartist

@amerriam when the serotonin and dopamine kick in and that makes you productive:
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amerriam

Ok so my mom and i sometimes watch cartoons together bc there are good (and ✨gay✨) ones and we are watching Amphibia and earlier that scene where Sasha says "ill go sleep in the corner with the rest of the trash" I just laughed and said "mood" and now she is very concerned T.T

nunyartist

@amerrian AHFHFHJAJAKD- just let her give you a hug and then say “maybe someday I can tel you, but NOT TODAY!”
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amerriam

Multiple people are concerned that I kin people from a killing game and two of them are ultimate killers (Maki, ultimate assassin and Genocide Syo/Sho/Jack/Jill, ultimate serial killer)

nunyartist

It is me. I am multiple people.
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